Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Cello

Why would anyone want to open your legs so wide? You're a girl!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Chinese Chess

Me

to Dad : yes. you lost ( makes checkmate move with Cannon)

Dad: i think that Cannon is mine

Me : oh

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Play pretense

We're nt gg to pretend we understand what you're doing, but you better pretend that we do and not do anything funny.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

learn

Dont be a douchebag.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Breadwinning

A man has to work. dont be a bum.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Repairman

Can you fix the bloody computer ?