Mind Over Matter

Holding your shit? Just don't fart. and u'll be alright.

Konfidence.

Why was the interview in english? they couldn't understand your chinese?

The 1.

Never back down.

A Call.

Harlow. Where's your mum? She's emo-ing. You better not agitate her more. No it wasn't me.

Konfused.

Are you turning gay ?That's why you aint gotta girlfriend ?

Life.

It's pretty simple. Find a wife, marry, work hard, have kids.

Un-understandable

Why my wife so kiasu. putting plastic bags as rubbish bins at every corner. hai yo

On Choosing the One

As long as you're comfortable with her. And there's chemistry. Plus everything your mum said.

Filling the Gap

Eh, your mum wants to switch to part-time nurse, can't stand the scolding from the supervisor. So, you'll supplement the $1k drop in household income?

Dont Cheat

dont anyhow sign contracts ah. dont get duped by others.

and you - dont cheat others.

Desperate

ei, got time call your mom. Sometimes i really dunno what to do with her. (then the question is.. do i KNOW what to do?) *shrugs*

So Clever, My Dad.

"Yo I've booked your travel insurance for you and I've booked you alone. I thought I can put you under our plan but I realised we're not going Korea with you. I wonder why the Hong Kong travel plan is not applicable in Korea. I think I shall call them to find out."

- so clever, my dad.