Cello

Why would anyone want to open your legs so wide? You're a girl!

Chinese Chess

Me

to Dad : yes. you lost ( makes checkmate move with Cannon)

Dad: i think that Cannon is mine

Me : oh

Play pretense

We're nt gg to pretend we understand what you're doing, but you better pretend that we do and not do anything funny.

short&sweet.

Go run.

learn

Dont be a douchebag.

Breadwinning

A man has to work. dont be a bum.

Repairman

Can you fix the bloody computer ?

Wicked

Of course. If you are driving a BMW, i would put chewing gum on it too.

Acting wise

All women are the same. Emotional, irrational, and 'periodic'. Don't be like a woman. Hence the expression : Be a man.

Priority

Dont pray whenever you have problems. You think God very free ah. Only pray when you have big problems.

Work ethic

Don't show your emotions. Always stay professional. That's how soldiers win wars.

Lost,

Where's yr character.

Two timing

"Son, you gotta treat your car like your wife." ( ma staring at pa )

Upgrade.

Can you get me those Computing books in chinese ?

Biz advice.

Remember that it's not exploitation if it's fair and willing.

A real man.

Don't be too hung up on the 1 or 0. A real man knows no pain,whines to nobody,has the courage of lions and the strength of elephants.

Emo.

It's been 25 years since your ma & i stepped into a cinema.

Miskommunication

brother: man this goal was totally shit. wes brown somemore.

dad: dont ask where's brown. where's everyone!!!

Alternative.

Follow yr heart. If not, follow yr mum.

Inspiration

Don't be lazy.