Acting wise

All women are the same. Emotional, irrational, and 'periodic'. Don't be like a woman. Hence the expression : Be a man.

Priority

Dont pray whenever you have problems. You think God very free ah. Only pray when you have big problems.

Work ethic

Don't show your emotions. Always stay professional. That's how soldiers win wars.

Lost,

Where's yr character.

Two timing

"Son, you gotta treat your car like your wife." ( ma staring at pa )

Upgrade.

Can you get me those Computing books in chinese ?

Biz advice.

Remember that it's not exploitation if it's fair and willing.