Sunday, March 28, 2010

Play pretense

We're nt gg to pretend we understand what you're doing, but you better pretend that we do and not do anything funny.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

learn

Dont be a douchebag.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Breadwinning

A man has to work. dont be a bum.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Repairman

Can you fix the bloody computer ?

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Wicked

Of course. If you are driving a BMW, i would put chewing gum on it too.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Acting wise

All women are the same. Emotional, irrational, and 'periodic'. Don't be like a woman. Hence the expression : Be a man.